i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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