Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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