I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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