so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
two words...techno handjob
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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