quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
bring money and cleavage
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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