After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
