i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just want nice things and good sex
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Randomize
