This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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