You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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