Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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