i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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