it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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