these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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