Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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