your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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