yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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