i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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