hotel room ftw
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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