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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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