I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
The ass gains better be worth it
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