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(916): View more from California

I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah

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(503): View more from Oregon

my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.

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(315): View more from New York

I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun

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(773): View more from Illinois

All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.

(312): View more from Illinois

It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!

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(937): View more from Ohio

He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter

(1-513): View more from Ohio

You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.

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