Christians are straight up FREAKS
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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