god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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