My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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