I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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