she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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