what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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