Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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