birth control should be required to get into college
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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