He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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