Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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