just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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