I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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