Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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