i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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