Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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