A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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