Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
