so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Small penises have feelings too.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
