1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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