glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Randomize
