I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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