he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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