would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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