it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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