How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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