Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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