That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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