She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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