I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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