does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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