No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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