I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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