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go home
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
