a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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